We’re sorry about the no updates thing - our bad, we know.

We’ve been kinda busy with other things lately and nowadays we have no time to do the things we love anymore like eating poptarts, watching The Hills or ridiculing orange people.

So we are sorry to say that the website is going to have to take a temporary backseat. For how long exactly? We don’t know yet. But don’t worry, we’ll be back updating again once we reclaim some free time so join our Facebook page or follow us on Twitter to be notified when that time comes.

Gurrrl, this is not your look. And when we say ‘gurrrl’, we’re only assuming you are female because we’re feeling lonely tonight - just wanted to clarify that to all you Texan MILFs out there.

But we digress. Looking at this photo, what we’re really trying to figure out is why does your leg looks like it belongs to Homer Simpson? That’s some freaky shit.

What is this current trend of ruining your own prom by plastering a bit of shit on your face? Sweetie, no matter what your date says, you do not look ‘nice’.

As for your date dressing to match you, we just want to ask, who wears the pants in this relationship? And for his sake, we hope your date bought some sunglasses when it came to the slow dance; your head literally looks like the sun but only slightly bigger.

This Oompa-Loompa doesn’t conform to the rules.